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function getquote() {
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        quotes[0] = "MajorGeeks.com - We put the Major in Geeks!"
        quotes[1] = "MajorGeeks.com - umop apisdn w,i aw dlaH"
        quotes[2] = "MajorGeeks.com - Pretty major, always geeky."
        quotes[3] = "MajorGeeks.com - When a MinorGeek just won't do."
        quotes[4] = "Just when you thought things couldn't get Geekier - MajorGeeks.Com."
        quotes[5] = "MajorGeeks.com - We put the \"eek\" back in \"Geek\"."
        quotes[6] = "MajorGeeks.com - If you thought our name was dumb, look at this slogan we got."
        quotes[7] = "MajorGeeks.com - If your computer could ask you for it, it would."
        quotes[8] = "MajorGeeks.com - It's like sports for geeks."
        quotes[9] = "MajorGeeks.com - Live Fast, Geek Hard"
        quotes[10] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek it 'till it MHz."
        quotes[11] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek it 'till it MHz!"
        quotes[12] = "MajorGeeks.com - Helping you void your warranty since 2002."
        quotes[13] = "MajorGeeks.com - Now 20% Geekier."
        quotes[14] = "MajorGeeks.com - If you wanna be tweaked you gotta get geeked. "
        quotes[15] = "MajorGeeks.com - It's all Geek to me."
        quotes[16] = "MajorGeeks.com - Serious software for the not so serious geek."
        quotes[17] = "MajorGeeks.com - We know you're out there, and we're coming to get you."
        quotes[18] = "MajorGeeks.com - The Few, The Proud, The Geeks. "
        quotes[19] = "MajorGeeks.com - Got Geek?"
        quotes[20] = "MajorGeeks.com - Viva La Geek."
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        quotes[22] = "MajorGeeks.com - Slogan? We don't need no stinking slogan."
        quotes[23] = "MajorGeeks.com - No Geek, no glory."
        quotes[24] = "MajorGeeks.com - I see geeky people."
        quotes[25] = "MajorGeeks.com - Trying to get a date since 2002."
        quotes[26] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek your mind, the rest will follow."
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        quotes[28] = "MajorGeeks.com - Tweak it or the bunny gets it"
        quotes[29] = "MajorGeeks.com - Drop down and tweak it!"
        quotes[30] = "MajorGeeks.com - Have you hugged a Geek today? "
        quotes[31] = "MajorGeeks.com - We’re your CTRL+D site.. right?.. RIGHT?"
        quotes[32] = "MajorGeeks.com - Don't ya wish your boyfriend was a geek like me?."
        quotes[33] = "MajorGeeks.com - What about a nice warm cup of Geek?"
        quotes[34] = "MajorGeeks.com - Major tweaks for Major Geeks."
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        quotes[37] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek before it was Chic. "
        quotes[38] = "MajorGeeks.com - Feel the Geek.. BE the Geek!"
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        quotes[43] = "MajorGeeks.com - Because sometimes it is rocket science."
        quotes[44] = "MajorGeeks.com - The Original Spyware Free Download Site."
        quotes[45] = "MajorGeeks.com - Chicks just love a Geek in Uniform."
        quotes[46] = "MajorGeeks.com - Gettin' Geeky with it."
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        quotes[49] = "MajorGeeks.com - Takin' names and kickin' ASCII."
        quotes[50] = "MajorGeeks.com - I know you are, but what am I?."
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        quotes[52] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek, I am your Father."
        quotes[53] = "MajorGeeks.com - Geek it 'till it MHz."
        quotes[54] = "MajorGeeks.com - The Original Spyware Free Download Site."
        quotes[55] = "MajorGeeks.com - This is my Geek. There are many like him but this one is mine."
        quotes[56] = "MajorGeeks.com - The Few, The Proud, The Geeks."
        quotes[57] = "MajorGeeks.com - You want the Geek? You can't handle the Geek! "
        quotes[58] = "MajorGeeks.com - The front lines for cutting edge software."
        quotes[59] = "MajorGeeks.com - It's Geekalicious."

        var now = new Date()
        var sec = now.getSeconds()

        return quotes[sec % numquotes];
}

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}